Aoife Ketchum + Petra Stone = 68 
That's a pretty good score. 
Aoife: But Petra, aren't I a little young for you? 

Aoife Ketchum + Fawn Oak = 49.5 
Aoife: Ick.  Like I would ever be friends with Fawn, much less girlfriends. 

Aoife Ketchum + Sora Starling = 57 
Sora: Is it just me or is Will just picking random people and putting them together? 
Me: I'm actually matching up everyone with everyone...trying to, anyway. 

Aoife Ketchum + Aidan Specter = 47 
Aoife: Er, no... 

Aoife Ketchum + Ferio Crawford = 66.5 
Aoife: *smashes the Love Calculator against a wall* Any more questions? 

Aoife Ketchum + Clyde = 71 
Aoife: Clyde's kinda cute...uh-oh... (runs away from Bonnie, who is chasing her with a Mallet of Doom (R) 

Aoife Ketchum + Bonnie = 60.5 
Aoife: Uh, Willow...I'm not sure I swing that way... 

Aoife Ketchum + Ruari Dragyn = 57.5 
Aoife: I hope Petra doesn't see this...I'd really get it for stealing her girlfriend... 

Petra Stone + Fawn Oak = 30.5 
Fawn: *turns up her nose* Like I'd ever debase myself by dating another girl...much less that idiot friend of Aoife's. 

Petra Stone + Sora Starling = 38 
Sora: I told you I wasn't exactly available... 

Petra Stone + Nurse Faith = 39 
Petra: *goes off and cries, with Ruari following her with a mallet* 

Petra Stone + Officer Fiona = 58 
Petra: Not bad...yoo-hoo, Officer! 

Petra Stone + Aidan Specter = 38 
Aidan: I didn't think she liked guys... 
Petra: I don't.  This proves it. 

Petra Stone + Ferio Crawford = 57.5 
Ferio: Willow doesn't wish to disclose my sexuality at this point but suffice it to say that even if I was queer I would NEVER date Petra. 

Petra Stone + Clyde = 52 
Petra: Damnit, I'm not straight! 
Clyde: Not even bi? 
Petra: NO. 

Petra Stone + Bonnie = 41.5 
Petra: Sorry, I don't go for evil girls. 

Petra Stone + Sundance = 40.5 
Petra: But she's a Poke--wait, no she isn't...and she's pretty cute in her human form... 

Petra Stone + Ruari Dragyn = 48.5 
Petra: Only 48.5?  What a load of... 
Ruari: Who cares.  Love calculators are a bunch of hooey anyway. 

Fawn Oak + Bert = 14 
Aoife: Hey, Fawn, if you're not compatible with him can I have him? 
Fawn: Like I'd give him to you. 

Fawn Oak + Charlie = 22.5 
Fawn: Men, I ORDER you to change your names so they're more compatible with mine, understand? 
S, B, & C: Yes, ma'am! 

Fawn Oak + Steve = 33.5 
Uhoh, Aoife, better scrap those plans of running off with Steve.  Looks like he's the most compatible henchman Fawn's gonna get. 

Fawn Oak + Sora Starling = 19.5 
Fawn: And no wonder.  I'm straight, you know. 

Fawn Oak + Aidan Specter = 19.5 
Fawn: Not only are we not compatible but he probably couldn't hold his own in a fight, either.  He'd suck as a henchman. 

Fawn Oak + Ferio Crawford = 39 
Fawn: This isn't possible!  How DARE she score higher than any of my henchmen? 
Aoife: Uh, Fawn, 39 is still a pretty low score... 
Ruari (ever the yuri matchmaker): Oh, how perfect!  Both of the resident bitches, except Ferio's the butch one and Fawn is the femme one! 
Ferio and Fawn: EXCUSE ME? 

Fawn Oak + Ruari Dragyn = 30 
Fawn: I believe she's...ahem, TAKEN, is she not? 

Fawn Oak + Bonnie = 23 
Fawn: There aren't enough guys in this story.  You should write in a bunch more guys to be my henchmen, Will. 
Me: Whatever, Fawn. 

Fawn Oak + Clyde = 33.5 
Fawn: Hmm...now he might be a good slave...er, boyfriend. 

Fawn Oak + Sundance = 22 
Well, they look enough alike, so maybe... 
Fawn and Sundance: NO. 

Sora Starling + Aidan Specter = 27 
Sora: *runs off and cries* 
Aidan: *stands there, totally clueless* What's she so upset about? 

Sora Starling + Ruari Dragyn = 37.5 
*Sora and Ruari blink, look at each other, then both simultaneously crack up* 

Sora Starling + Bonnie = 30.5 
Bonnie: No way.  Besides, our hair colors would clash. 

Sora Starling + Clyde = 41 
Sora: That's an okay score, but I'm not interested in any guys except Aidan.  Or Kieran or Ewan, if I can't get Aidan away from Ferio. 

Sora Starling + Sundance = 29.5 
Sora: Err...I dunno. 

Aidan Specter + Ferio Crawford = 36.5 
Aidan: That's okay, Ferio, we can still make it work! 
Ferio: No, we can't. 

Aidan Specter + Bonnie = 30.5 
Aidan: Ditto what Petra said about Bonnie.  I don't like evil girls. 
Aoife: You like Ferio well enough, and she's evil. 
Ferio: *clenches fists* Okay, Ferio, count to ten...one...two... 

Aidan Specter + Clyde = 41 
Oh, man.  I would have liked to have seen that... 
Aidan: *sweatdrop* Uh...I don't date evil guys either. 
Clyde: And I don't date pale little ghost boys, either. 

Aidan Specter + Sundance = 29.5 
Aidan: Sundance acts a bit like Ferio, but she's nowhere NEAR as beautiful. *fawn over a picture of Ferio* 

Aidan Specter + Ruari Dragyn = 27.5 
Oops, neither is available.  No wonder they scored so low. 
Ferio: Too bad this thing only takes two names at once.  Add Bill in there and they'd both be happy. 

Aidan Specter + Bill = 21.5 
Aw, poor Aid. 
Aidan: *blush* Hey, I don't like Bill THAT much... *is inwardly disappointed* 

Ferio Crawford + Bonnie = 50 
God, could you imagine the breakup? *shudder* 

Ferio Crawford + Clyde = 60.5 
Ferio: Another wimp.  I don't date wimps. 
Aoife: You don't date, period. 
Ferio: Neither do you, so you're not one to talk. 
Aoife: I'm ELEVEN!  That's why. 

Ferio Crawford + Sundance = 49 
Again, this would result in a very horrendous breakup. 

Ferio Crawford + Ruari Dragyn = 47 
Ruari: Hey, I wouldn't mind. *shrugs amicably* 
Ferio: Ruari, you're a slut and I mean that in the nicest possible way. 

Ruari Dragyn + Bonnie = 41 
Bonnie: Her hair clashes even more than Sora's. 

Ruari Dragyn + Clyde = 51.5 
Petra: *goes off to beat up Clyde for scoring higher with Ruari on the test than she did* 

Ruari Dragyn + Sundance = 40 
Ruari: Yeah, Sundance is pretty, but she's from Team Rocket.  So that would be a "no". 
Petra: Damn right. 

Bonnie + Clyde = 44.5 
Rocketshipping, 2nd generation. 

Bonnie + Sundance = 33 
Bonnie: Her and I, girlfriends?  We're not even friends! 

Clyde + Sundance = 43.5 
Bonnie: Not if I can help it. *cracks knuckles* 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Aoife Ketchum = 52% 
Ermynne: NO!  NOOOOO...uh, I mean, YES! 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Fawn Oak = 12% 
Yeah, that figures.  They're too different. 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Petra Stone = 75% 
Petra: Ermynne?  Nah...her SISTERS, on the other hand...*runs off to find Cerise so she can hit on her again* 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Aidan Specter = 75% 
Ermynne: Who? 
Ferio: You know, people kind of have to have MET each other in order to have a relationship, and hearing Sora mention his name once does not count as meeting him. 
Willow: Yeah, I know...but... 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Sora Starling = 25% 
Ermynne: Sora?  You mean that other chick with blue hair? 
Ferio: Do NOT presume to call my cousin a "chick." 
Aoife: Yeah, Ermynne, you _did_ know there are other people in my group besides me... 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Ferio Crawford = 91% 
Wow...hey, maybe you two should give it a try! 
Ermynne: Sorry, not interested, try again. 
Ferio: Ditto. 
Aoife: A Ditto?  Where?  I gotta catch it! (Ferio: *sweatdrop*) 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Ruari Dragyn = 71% 
Petra: Okay, who else is thinking "threesome"? 
Ruari: *malletwhack* Not me. 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Bonnie = 26% 
Ermynne: Who?  Oh, those idiots.  No. 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Clyde = 94% 
Clyde: Me, date a puny little girl? 
Ermynne: Me, date a clumsy Pokemon-stealing ojii-san? 
Both: Bah. 
  
Ermynne Cameron + Sundance = 85% 
Ermynne: She's okay...she looks kind of like... 
Ruari: Yeah?  Like whooooo? *poke poke* 
Ermynne: Never mind. 
 

And just for fun... 
Ferio Crawford + Joe Lieberman =76.5 
Aww, a match made in heaven! 
Ferio: Shut up, you. 

Ruari Dragyn + Brock Stone = 48.5 
Ruari: Too bad.  Well, maybe not until I turn 18... 
Petra: *sweatdrops* Just call her Rorita... 

Akio Ohtori + Aoife Ketchum = 78 
Aoife: Ew.  Ew.  And did I mention that's really gross? 

Akio Ohtori + Ferio Crawford = 67.5 
Ferio: Akio, it's like this: you touch me, I bite off your hand. 
Aoife: She would, too.  Don't put that past her. 

Petra Stone + entire female population = 92.5 
HAHAHA! 
Petra: I knew it!  Maybe I should operate a cathouse... 
Ruari: Not unless you bring me with you. 

Aidan Specter + Quatre Raberba Winner = 43 
Y'know, Quatre from Gundam Wing?  I think they'd look cute together... 
Ferio: Cute?  They don't look like a couple, they look like BROTHERS.  Imagine what people would think. 

Sora Starling + Ruri Hoshino = 47.5 
This is Ruri from Nadesico.  I think they look alike. 
Sora: But looking alike is no grounds to start a relationship. 

Ruari Dragyn + Michiru Kaioh = 37.5 
Ruari: Good, now Haruka won't beat me up. 

Petra Stone + Haruka Tenoh = 58.5 
Petra: I don't think Michiru would be too happy about that...neither would Ruari... 
Ruari: Damn right I'm not happy about that. 

Aoife Ketchum + Tomoe Hotaru = 97 
Aoife: That's a bit...scary... 
Ruari: Oh come on, Aif, have an open mind.  You two would look so cute together!  And you could cheer her up.  Whaddaya say? 
Aoife: *sticks her tongue out at Ruari* Bih.  Shut up. 
  
Aidan Specter + Cedric Diggory = 72% 
Aidan: Who? 
Willow: Cedric from the Harry Potter books.  You haven't met him?  Oh, you'd love him, just let me introduce you...*drags Aidan off while looking for Cedric* 
Aidan: But Will, I've told you I don't like guys... 
Ferio: *snicker* 
  
Aidan Specter + Kurosaki Hisoka (from Yami no Matsuei) = 92%
Aidan: Okay, what is this, Let's-pair-Aidan-up-with-every-guy-in-sight day? 
Willow: Yup!  I've declared it a new holiday, see? *points to calendar*