"Guess you come from a long line of losers, Aoife."--Fawn being a brat "Okay, if I don't catch a f***ing Kingler this time I'm going to have to dive into the stream and f***ing catch one with my bare hands."--Petra "If you don't give us those potions we'll do...uh, we'll do...something really bad!"--Clyde "Another one too old for me. Crud. Why are there no attractive young females here? What kind of gym is this?"--Petra "[Aoife] turned to the other
wall/aquarium and came face to face with a threatening monster with a gaping,
fanged mouth. 'Yaaaaaah!' Aoife screamed and hid behind Petra.
"Come in, it's unlocked."
“'Okay. So, ah, Petra?
What exactly did you do at Raven’s house, huh? Was there any…' she
made a few gestures with her hands.
"'Maybe we better go soon.'
"YES! In your face, freaky ninja dude!"--one of Aoife's "talking to the video game" moments ^^;;; "HEY! INTRUDERS! INTRU...zzzzzzzzzz..."--a completely useless Rocket guard at the Game Corner ^-^ "Sora couldn’t restrain Petra any longer and she went tearing around the gym, after anything that was human and female (except of course for Aoife and Sora)."--yup, Petra being her typical self "Well-preserved? God, Petra, she's not a mummy."--Petra scolding herself "Well, you did say do Flamethrower, didn't you? Be careful what you wish for."--Ninetales' thoughts "'I’m sure Ferio has a plan,'
Petra said. 'Don’t you?'
"Might I remind you, Aoife, that _we_ pulled it off, not you. The whole time _we_ were busting Team Rocket's operation, _you_ were sitting in a cell in the prisoners' bay."--Ferio deflating Aoife's head "You were out there staring at that stupid rock like it was God come upon earth."--Ferio "Um, Petra? That's
not a restaurant, I don't think..."
"Freudian slip."--one of Ferio's favorite phrases "Well, what are you standing around for? GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!"--Sundance when she first transformed Sundance: Oh, and by the
way, now that I can talk I can tell you what I think of your..._performance_
as Team Rocket members.
"Might I ask what that stuff
is?"
"So you're saying you don't have ANY kiwi juice?"--uhoh, don't piss Ruari off... "Erm, Ruari? He's also 37. And you're, what, 14? I think it'd actually be illegal...oh yeah, and he's married. Obviously."--Petra's reaction when Ruari told her about her crush on Petra's dad ^^; "It's called Red Massacre, apparently. It's not so much political as it is 'shoot everyone who appears in your line of vision.'"--Sora talking about Aoife's video game Aoife: *pounding on the video
game* YOU STUPID MACHINE! I was almost to the Chernobyl level when
the button stopped working! ARGH!
"Dontcha like how I make Aoife play these violent video games and then she goes on about how using violence to solve problems is a Bad Thing? And then Ferio starts acting like Lieberman and saying that the games might be a bad influence on Aoife, when she's Little Miss I'm-a-black-belt-and-I-can-and-will-kick-your-arse. Weird group, this."--me in the author's notes of that episode "Hey, what're you doing? I said I wouldn't...aw, hell, never mind."--a crewmember on the St. Margaret "Hey, Ruari! Wakey-wakey!"
"Looks like some native islanders have chosen this special spot to fornicate in the bushes."--Ferio "Hey Ferio, what does fornicate mean?"--Aoife asking Ferio about the Facts of Life (Ferio seems like the last person you'd ask about that, doesn't she?) "Yeah, I bet it'd be really fascinating if you were bitten by [a Ledian]."--Aoife "The water doesn't like me. It's mean."--Sundance "Not on my head, Ampharos."--Ferio, after Ruari's Pokemon jumped on her "in a genki manner." ^-^ "Ruari, did you remember to take your obsessive-compulsive disorder medicine?"--Ferio "Oh yeah, I rock, I'm so brilliant, I rock...hey, where are you guys going? Wait for meee!"--Ruari "Violent whale? It
sounds like the name of a band. The Violent Whales. Couldn't
you just imagine it?"
"Girls, girls, you can get a room once we get to Chartreuse."--Ferio "She thinks I’m just an embarrassing burden, basically, and she’s always treated me like one. So of course I’ve done her a GIGANTIC disservice by bringing you guys here and expecting her to be civil towards you. Just ignore her, that’s your best bet. It’s not hard to do either, since she stays holed up in her room a lot of the time."--Ruari on her sister "THOSE AREN'T THE UNIFORMS, HENTAI!"--me, in the Ohtori Story "Yeah, uniforms that aren't being worn by girls who want to make Hide the Salami into an Olympic event."--Ruari in the Ohtori Story Akio: (to Aoife) Hello, little
one. Want me to show you the Ends of the World?
"Ruari, do you understand what he means by 'going for a ride in his car'?" Have you ever even SEEN the Akio-car?"--me, Ohtori Story "Oh, you suck."--Ruari losing to Sora at poker (Ruari's a Poker-mon! *ducks from thrown tomatoes*) "Who knew they had Taco Bells in Kanto?"--a bit of narration I liked "Hello there, children of the sun!"--Cloud, greeting the gang "[Petra] can't be on the girls' side [of the hot springs], because she'd enjoy that a little _too_ much..."--Aoife working out the hot springs gender issues "Trust me, Saph. You're a tough act to follow."--Ruari embarrassing Petra "I'm the one who's interested in Aidan, so it would be me who'd rather...er, keep him company, if you know what I mean."--Sora, who was very lucky that Aidan didn't hear that "On the way there, she passed Room 18, from whence some interesting noises were coming. 'Petra's and Ruari's room.'"--Ferio accidentally hearing something she probably DIDN'T want to hear... "I'm going to have to have a few words with that Snorlax..."--Cloud "Guys, do you know who that
was?"
"I'm crushed. You mean another woman has replaced me? How can life go on."--Ferio "Bill has an opening for
an assistant, and guess what?"
"I see you're sharing a moment of mutual, er, something."--Ferio "Hey, I resemble that remark!"
"You know who those two remind
me of? Bush and Cheney."
"Daughter? You mean
Bonnie...oh man, I really feel sorry for her now."
"Now I see why they don't give him many lines."--Aoife on Butch ^-^ Aoife: That's so...so...
"That was only Koga of the Elite 4, you know, no one important or anything..."--Ferio making a sarcastic comment typical to her character "And Brock."
"Oh, shove it, will you?"--Ruari to Dr. Yamamoto (you go, girl!) XD "Is everyone okay? What about Phantasmo? And Team Rocket? And...DID YOU SAY I'M A GYM LEADER?"--Aoife, a little slow to process the news... "Oh. Great. So I basically just helped Team Rocket further its activities. I feel special now."--Aoife "You just told that little
Nazi she can run your gym while you're away!"--Ruari, still not letting
go of her grudge on Fawn
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